writer-renegade:

Maybe the reason why Shia LaBeouf became an actual cannibal was because he couldn’t handle the pressure of being the son of Indiana Jones.

You people know nothing.

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It’s a lot easier to eat people and not be caught when you’re in a cave somewhere.

It’s a lot easier to eat people and not be caught when you’re in a cave somewhere.

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thebestkindofpromises:

GUYS. ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF IS IN MY HOUSE. WHAT DO I DO.

thebestkindofpromises:

GUYS. ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF IS IN MY HOUSE. WHAT DO I DO.

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You guys can go check out this blog if you want to. It’s my personal—-err, I mean it’s my friend’s personal blog (I’m Shia LaBeouf of course). Might like it, might not.

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district12whovianwiththeforce:

My project… lol

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Shia Genesis, a.k.a actual cannibal eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Shia Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to lavender or red with a shadow of Labeouf, and this process lasts six months. After hitting puberty the mutation seems to cause actual cannibalistic tendencies. Those with Shia Genesis may have a desire to brandish a knife, lurk in the shadows, live in the woods, and kill for sport. A side effect may include eating all the bodies.

Shia Genesis, a.k.a actual cannibal eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Shia Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to lavender or red with a shadow of Labeouf, and this process lasts six months. After hitting puberty the mutation seems to cause actual cannibalistic tendencies. Those with Shia Genesis may have a desire to brandish a knife, lurk in the shadows, live in the woods, and kill for sport. A side effect may include eating all the bodies.

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Thank you. This warms my heart. Now I must go warm my furnace, I’ve got cooking to do.

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